haven't posted in a like a super long time.

Okay. Let's face it. I suck at blogging. But how else can I say it?
I'm busy with cousins, school, everything.
But anyway, this post isn't really about the kids (wow I really do seem like a mom, don't I...grrr)
There's this girl named Steph. Her blog is Get a little high on life, and she's EXTREMELY nice. There was this girl named Onceuponatime, and needed to "talk", and Steph was COMPLETELY willing to talk. She is super funny, and super nice. Check out her blog.
The kids...(small paragraph)
Um, Lily, she has been causing trouble in preschool. The other day, instead of going to the potty alone, she pulled the potty out during the story time and just went. That just cracked me up, but seriously, we need to have a talk...
Ty, he is so obsessed with trucks, it's kind of scary. Every time we're in the car is something new.
I will be able to be posting more often because I get out of school in 14 days(without weekends)...YAY!
But until then...we'll see what I can do.
Also, as for Lily and Ty, I would love to post pictures, but my parents just don't think it's safe. I agree, somewhat. They are adorable, let's just say that. But, I know this one kid who had a picture on a website and this stalker guy tracked him down. He came to his neighborhood and watched all the kids and found this kid by looking at the picture, and raped him, and then killed him. Kind of scary stuff, huh? This was a long time ago, btw.
If I had killed Ty and/or Lily cause of stupid pictures, I would never live again.

Time is valuable

I'm so foolish and I apologize.
In a previous post about two weeks ago, I said that I was going to start posting regularly again. I try, but I'm sorry. I find myself barely having time to myself to sleep, much less time to blog :) I will try, but I can't make any promises. Anyway, thanks for bearing with me.

Well Hello 2012

I understand I have not posted in a really long time.
Between the holiday season and everything, it's been a really busy season.
Anyway, Ty and Lily had a pretty good holiday season, with ups and downs.
Ty actually broke his arm by falling off of the swing, and tomorrow he's going for check ups.
Anyways, the kids got lots of cool presents for Christmas. Ty and Lily each got cars that you plug in and drive around. Lily got a barbie one and Ty got some boyish kind. I also got a golf cart that they love riding in and always want me to drive them places with. Ty and Lily also got pillow pets...they're in love with them. Every night, if I'm tucking the kids (more specifically Lily), she goes: "Bring me my pillow pet!" She adores the thing. She's also told me,
"Now, Sanders, just because you got me the pillow pet, and I love it, doesn't mean I love you more than I originally did."
Thanks, Lily. I know she was just being silly, though.
Again, I'm sorry for not posting much, but I will start again.
I just don't know if it will be everyday, we're so busy!

Questions

For the past three days, mom and dad took Ty to see his cousins, and since I had school, and Lily was just getting over being sick, we were home alone together. Her new biggest thing is asking questions:
Why are you 17?
Why are you a boy?
What is 2+2?
How are babies born?
What does a shoe really do? (?)
Can I play on the computer?
Is you hungry yet?
Can I feel your stomach?
How do you stay alive?
Just things like that...

Hey there juicy booger of mine

Earlier today, I caught Lily picking her nose. Once she got the booger out, I was doing a little eavesdropping...

Lily: I got you there, huh? Yeah, I do! And I'm gonna eat you! I bet you are gonna taste so yummy. (puts in mouth) Yum, very juicy. Not very often do I get a juicy one. Yummy. Now, for my next nose.

For the info, she means next nostril. She does not have two noses. That would mean twice the boogers. 

Am I REALLY loved?

So, I was watching a movie today, in my room on my laptop. Lily was watching a movie in our parent's room. She came into my room and said:

Lily: I love you, Sanders
Me: Aw. Thanks. I love you, too.
Lily: I don't really care. Since I said I loved you, can I have a cookie?
Me: No. It's close to dinner time.
Lily: Why not? I just had to miss the TV to tell come you I loved you and now you aren't even giving me a cookie?
Me: Fine, alright, BUT you have to eat dinner.
Lily: Sure, sure.

Lily can bribe me into ANYTHING. It's very funny, but I can't be so lenient to her.

advice by a two year old

Before we begin, I know many people have already started to read my blog. If you like it, invite others!

Now, Lily and I were hanging out today...She has given me some advice. That I don't know if I really need.

"Don't brush your teeth."
"Always make sure you're pretty for boys."
"Make sure that mommy doesn't catch you not brushing your teeth."
"Bunnies are alive so don't be mean to them."
"I will be three soon. Give me a good give. Not a bad one."
"Picking your nose is awesome."
"Only big boogers taste good."
"Sneak a cookie only if you don't tink you can get caught."

And the best one...
"Scare your friends off so you don't have to deal with them."

Yep, you can count on me NOT following these helpful hints. Lily, full of laughs and funny sayings.