Am I REALLY loved?

So, I was watching a movie today, in my room on my laptop. Lily was watching a movie in our parent's room. She came into my room and said:

Lily: I love you, Sanders
Me: Aw. Thanks. I love you, too.
Lily: I don't really care. Since I said I loved you, can I have a cookie?
Me: No. It's close to dinner time.
Lily: Why not? I just had to miss the TV to tell come you I loved you and now you aren't even giving me a cookie?
Me: Fine, alright, BUT you have to eat dinner.
Lily: Sure, sure.

Lily can bribe me into ANYTHING. It's very funny, but I can't be so lenient to her.

advice by a two year old

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Now, Lily and I were hanging out today...She has given me some advice. That I don't know if I really need.

"Don't brush your teeth."
"Always make sure you're pretty for boys."
"Make sure that mommy doesn't catch you not brushing your teeth."
"Bunnies are alive so don't be mean to them."
"I will be three soon. Give me a good give. Not a bad one."
"Picking your nose is awesome."
"Only big boogers taste good."
"Sneak a cookie only if you don't tink you can get caught."

And the best one...
"Scare your friends off so you don't have to deal with them."

Yep, you can count on me NOT following these helpful hints. Lily, full of laughs and funny sayings.

How could you?????? I'm a horrible person for eating a CUPCAKE. OH SILLY LILY!

Lily. Gone crazy. I was eatin. Relaxin, actually being myself WHICH I HARDLY EVER GET TO DO. Wait, scratch that. NEVER GET TO DO. Just kidding, maybe once every year, I get to. Well anyway, I was eating this cupcake that Lily actually made me. She walks into the room and looks at the cupcake that I'm eating. Which, by the way, don't ever eat a cupcake made by a two year old. Well anyway, she walks in and gasps.

Lily: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
Me: What?
Lily: Eat that!
Me: This?
Lily: Yeah!
Me: You gave it to me.
Lily: Oh yeah.
Me: See?
Lily: I want it back.
Me: But it's already in my belly.
Lily: Yummy!

Gross?! Should I be appalled?

 I would love to babysit anyone. Just call me, K? Number. Oh wait. this is the internet peoples. I ain't given no number. But email okay. sandershuntchase@gmail.com
Got that? Good. Love life. K? AND DON'T EVER EAT A CUPCAKE MADE BY A TWO YEAR OLD.

GETTIN OLD. TOO OLD. DEAL WITH IT, THOUGH.

SUP. Thanksgiving. Yeah, we were all together, but then again, when are we not? Haha, only MY family would understand this...READ ON, FAMILY and other peoples I don't know who are reading for the fun of it. For the heck of it. I don't know why you would be reading, peoples. Except for the fact that it's not because of me, it's because of those relatives of mine.
So, a couple conversations:
Ty: Happy Thanksgiving!
Lily: What's that?
Ty: I don't know.
Lily: (gasp) How could you? You'we so smart!
Ty: No, the smartest is Sandews.
Lily: Yeah, but he don't count.
Me: And why not?
Lily: You're old.
Seriously? I just got dissed by a two year old. Obviously gonna have a hard time finding a date. Haha. JK.

Another:
Ty: Where are you from?
Lily: What are you talking about.
Ty: Where are you from?
Lily: What are you talking about.
Ty: Oh. (He then leaves. What the?)

And one last one:
Ty: I am hungwy!
Lily: Am not!
Ty: Am too. I can eat so much food in like two minutes.
Lily: Really? Well I can eat more.
Ty: Contest?
Lily: You bet. Actually, no. I'm note really hungry.

Seriously? Wow.

Too Cute for me

Ah! This happened while babysitting; it was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing. I was in the kitchen, cleaning up dinner. Ty and Lily were in Lily's princess room playing dress up. They come out and here we go...

Lily: I'm a handsum princess.
Ty: And I'm a pretty prince.
Me: Don't you mean handsome prince and pretty princess?
Lily: Oh yeah. Ty, it's your fault.
Ty: I don't care. Whether I'm pretty or handsome, I'm definitely more than you are.
Lily: Not true!
Ty: It is!
Lily: that's really mean, Tywer. Nobody wants to be your friend anymore.
Me: Guys, guys. Tyler, you are a very handsome guy. Lily, you are a gorgeous young lady. You are both spectacular looking. No need to fight.
Lily: Yeah!
Ty: Yeah!
Lily: What's gorgeous mean?
Me: Very pretty
Lily: Oh. Sandews, you're gorgeous!
Me: Why thank you.
Ty: No he's not!
Me: Excuse me? I'm not?
Ty: Nope.
Me: Then what am I?
Ty: Your handsome!

I noticed Lily rolling her eyes. Obviously they are both too cute for me!

Trouble...

Setting: We are standing in the living room. I am noticing that the balls that are usually on cat toys are missing...

Me: Looks like the cats had fun pulling the ball off.
Ty: No. Me do it.
Me: What?
Ty: I DID IT, otay?
Me: Oh. What did you do that for?
Ty: I DON'T KNOW! I sorry, otay.
Me: Okay. I accept your apology.
Ty: I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO!
Me: Oh. I'm sorry. Well, will you accept mine?
Ty: NO!
Me: Okay.
Ty: I sorry. It just that I already got in trouble. I don't want to again.
Me: Aaah, I see.
Ty: Yeah.
Me: Let's go get some food.
Ty: Nah, my stomach is prowling yet.
Me: Don't you mean growling?
Ty: Sure.

Then, later...

Ty looks at me, shhhhs me, looks at his but and lets out a great big FART!
Me: Ty!
Ty: (laughing)
Me: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

Wow, such a boy. I love this guy! I know I'm only 17, but I do a lot of watching over my stepsister and cousin. See, my stepsister and cousin love each other, so it's great!

*Ty is 31 lbs at 2 1/2. He just might be the happiest 31 lbs I know!

Bathtub scene :)

I have a step sister. Her name is Lily. You will be hearing a lot about her. I also have a cousin. His name is Tyler, nicknamed Ty. You will be a lot about him also.
They are both 2. Actually, just kidding. Ty is 25 months. I lied.
You will be hearing a lot of dialogue between us; some interesting, others not. I don't know.

For example,

Setting: We are in the bathtub. I am bathing Lily and Ty. (I know, I know, but they are only two)

Ty: (points to Lily's belly-button)
Lily: That's my belly-button (says it really proudly)
Ty: Does that mean I can sew it on to you?
Lily: Yeah, but if you did, I would be really sad.
Ty: I sorry. I didn't mean to make you sad.
Lily: It's otay...(looks up to me) Ty is a great big cousin!
Me: But Lily, Ty and you are the same age.
Lily: yeah, but Ty is bigger.
Ty: Yeah. I weigh like 5,000 bajillion pounds!