K. So I created a new blog. If you want to access it, click HERE, YES HERE! It's about ME, and it will be more...about ME. I will, still update here, but not as much. But anyway, follow and comment!
~Sanders
15 May 2012
12 May 2012
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
First: Kylie thanks so much for your idea! I am actually getting started right away!
Second, it's SATURDAY. Thank goodness :)
Sometimes, I feel too much like a mom. I mean, I seriously think I watch Lily and Ty way more than my mom does and I know them all too well. And my mom is having a new baby, which is supposed to be born in I think in late January/early February of 2013. And then I will have another baby on "my" hands. But anyway, I cook, I clean, and I put them to bed. I help them with EVERYTHING. So it kind of makes me feel like a little housewife.
I'm 17, and I will be 18 in July. I'm going to be going off to college, actually, more specific, TCU, which is the Horned Frogs. That is only about two hours away from where we live, so I will be coming home a lot to be you know, helping with these evil devils. I'm just joking.
School is out in 10 days. I have two more weeks with my senior project, where I am actually helping my dad with his pediatrician stuff. But most of the time, I'm visiting my school, hanging out, you know.
Graduation will be fun. My best friend, Will, and I are having a combined party at a paintball arena.
It will be TOTAL fun! And as much as I love Ty and Lily they will not be there, so I can actually have some guy time with all my buds. Well, it's not guy time because we are all having our girlfriends and such. But, it SHOULD be a blast.
But today is Saturday, and today is a day for some relaxing time. So I need to quit my blabbering and get the hell out of this bed and do something productive. I will try now.
Second, it's SATURDAY. Thank goodness :)
Sometimes, I feel too much like a mom. I mean, I seriously think I watch Lily and Ty way more than my mom does and I know them all too well. And my mom is having a new baby, which is supposed to be born in I think in late January/early February of 2013. And then I will have another baby on "my" hands. But anyway, I cook, I clean, and I put them to bed. I help them with EVERYTHING. So it kind of makes me feel like a little housewife.
I'm 17, and I will be 18 in July. I'm going to be going off to college, actually, more specific, TCU, which is the Horned Frogs. That is only about two hours away from where we live, so I will be coming home a lot to be you know, helping with these evil devils. I'm just joking.
School is out in 10 days. I have two more weeks with my senior project, where I am actually helping my dad with his pediatrician stuff. But most of the time, I'm visiting my school, hanging out, you know.
Graduation will be fun. My best friend, Will, and I are having a combined party at a paintball arena.
It will be TOTAL fun! And as much as I love Ty and Lily they will not be there, so I can actually have some guy time with all my buds. Well, it's not guy time because we are all having our girlfriends and such. But, it SHOULD be a blast.
But today is Saturday, and today is a day for some relaxing time. So I need to quit my blabbering and get the hell out of this bed and do something productive. I will try now.
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Oh face it. I ain't gettin out of bed any time soon. I'm too lazy and it's Saturday. Today is a day for relaxing. Lily and Ty are watching TV, and mom and dad are home to watch them. I'm gonna take this time to watch them. So, now, I will go to sleep. Have a good Saturday :)
~Sanders~
Mother's Day 2012
Our family has this tradition of doing Mother's Day/Father's Day a week later than it actually is. The reason is because all the restaurants that we like are booked by February, and we're a family that doesn't really plan ahead. There a few awesome sides to having mother's day later. The best one is that I have one more week to get my present. And, being the lazy guy I am, I guess I'm EXTRA lazy and I haven't gotten my mother's day present yet. Any idea? My mom is athletic, and smart, and amazing. Any ideas I would be glad to listen to...Just don't tell her I haven't gotten her a present yet.
Thanks!
~Sanders~
Thanks!
~Sanders~
09 May 2012
News, BIG news
I drove home from school today, and I was planning on taking my little siblings for some ICE CREAM (Which they LOVE) and you should always bring napkins, because these are little KIDS we are talking about. Hehe. But anyway, my mom was standing in the doorway, looking excited, is that the word? AND TIRED. I thought she was going to be at a meeting.
Me: What are you doing, mom?
Mom: I'm standing here to tell you the news. Lily and Tyson are dying for me to tell them and I told them I wasn't going to tell them until you came.
Me: What?
Mom: I'M PREGNANT!
Me: What?!!!!!? I mean, that's...great!
(MORE KIDS? TO TAKE CARE OF? YAY!?)
Me: Congratulations, mom, I'm proud of you.
In case you don't know my mom was only 18 when she gave birth to me, so she's only 35.
More kids...more kids.
I couldn't be happier, really.
Congratulations mom. I love you.
Me: What are you doing, mom?
Mom: I'm standing here to tell you the news. Lily and Tyson are dying for me to tell them and I told them I wasn't going to tell them until you came.
Me: What?
Mom: I'M PREGNANT!
Me: What?!!!!!? I mean, that's...great!
(MORE KIDS? TO TAKE CARE OF? YAY!?)
Me: Congratulations, mom, I'm proud of you.
In case you don't know my mom was only 18 when she gave birth to me, so she's only 35.
More kids...more kids.
I couldn't be happier, really.
Congratulations mom. I love you.
02 May 2012
Lily's adventures
This was told all from Lily's teacher, Mrs. Lewan, who is the best teacher ever. She's so kind, and sweet, and Lily has a hard time learning some things, and Mrs. Lewan is the PERFECT match.
So anyway, during nap time, she "hid" her mat in the corner, and Mrs. Lewan came looking for her. Lily didn't respond, and was actually asleep on her mat. Lily came up, and she went to the bathroom during nap time, and you don't need to ask so she just went. So, Mrs. Lewan, while she was in the bathroom, looked around the corner to get some paper for after nap time. She saw Lily's empty mat and panicked. She looked ALL around for Lily and then called us. We freaked out.
Mrs. Lewan didn't realize the bathroom door was locked until there were cries of, "HELP!" Apparently, Lily had dropped her stuffed animal in the toilet (she sleeps with this stuffed dog every night) and couldn't get it out. She had also locked the door, and couldn't unlock it. So Mrs. Lewan had to run around the building, take her keys, climb in through a window to a closet, unlock the closet and get to the bathroom. Lily was sitting on the toilet, her pants pulled up!
It was just so funny. When we came to get her early, she said,
"I didn't know what to do. So I just cried and cried!"
It was so sad. Lily, this day we will tease you about forever!
-Sanders
So anyway, during nap time, she "hid" her mat in the corner, and Mrs. Lewan came looking for her. Lily didn't respond, and was actually asleep on her mat. Lily came up, and she went to the bathroom during nap time, and you don't need to ask so she just went. So, Mrs. Lewan, while she was in the bathroom, looked around the corner to get some paper for after nap time. She saw Lily's empty mat and panicked. She looked ALL around for Lily and then called us. We freaked out.
Mrs. Lewan didn't realize the bathroom door was locked until there were cries of, "HELP!" Apparently, Lily had dropped her stuffed animal in the toilet (she sleeps with this stuffed dog every night) and couldn't get it out. She had also locked the door, and couldn't unlock it. So Mrs. Lewan had to run around the building, take her keys, climb in through a window to a closet, unlock the closet and get to the bathroom. Lily was sitting on the toilet, her pants pulled up!
It was just so funny. When we came to get her early, she said,
"I didn't know what to do. So I just cried and cried!"
It was so sad. Lily, this day we will tease you about forever!
-Sanders
30 April 2012
haven't posted in a like a super long time.
Okay. Let's face it. I suck at blogging. But how else can I say it?
I'm busy with cousins, school, everything.
But anyway, this post isn't really about the kids (wow I really do seem like a mom, don't I...grrr)
There's this girl named Steph. Her blog is Get a little high on life, and she's EXTREMELY nice. There was this girl named Onceuponatime, and needed to "talk", and Steph was COMPLETELY willing to talk. She is super funny, and super nice. Check out her blog.
The kids...(small paragraph)
Um, Lily, she has been causing trouble in preschool. The other day, instead of going to the potty alone, she pulled the potty out during the story time and just went. That just cracked me up, but seriously, we need to have a talk...
Ty, he is so obsessed with trucks, it's kind of scary. Every time we're in the car is something new.
I will be able to be posting more often because I get out of school in 14 days(without weekends)...YAY!
But until then...we'll see what I can do.
Also, as for Lily and Ty, I would love to post pictures, but my parents just don't think it's safe. I agree, somewhat. They are adorable, let's just say that. But, I know this one kid who had a picture on a website and this stalker guy tracked him down. He came to his neighborhood and watched all the kids and found this kid by looking at the picture, and raped him, and then killed him. Kind of scary stuff, huh? This was a long time ago, btw.
If I had killed Ty and/or Lily cause of stupid pictures, I would never live again.
I'm busy with cousins, school, everything.
But anyway, this post isn't really about the kids (wow I really do seem like a mom, don't I...grrr)
There's this girl named Steph. Her blog is Get a little high on life, and she's EXTREMELY nice. There was this girl named Onceuponatime, and needed to "talk", and Steph was COMPLETELY willing to talk. She is super funny, and super nice. Check out her blog.
The kids...(small paragraph)
Um, Lily, she has been causing trouble in preschool. The other day, instead of going to the potty alone, she pulled the potty out during the story time and just went. That just cracked me up, but seriously, we need to have a talk...
Ty, he is so obsessed with trucks, it's kind of scary. Every time we're in the car is something new.
I will be able to be posting more often because I get out of school in 14 days(without weekends)...YAY!
But until then...we'll see what I can do.
Also, as for Lily and Ty, I would love to post pictures, but my parents just don't think it's safe. I agree, somewhat. They are adorable, let's just say that. But, I know this one kid who had a picture on a website and this stalker guy tracked him down. He came to his neighborhood and watched all the kids and found this kid by looking at the picture, and raped him, and then killed him. Kind of scary stuff, huh? This was a long time ago, btw.
If I had killed Ty and/or Lily cause of stupid pictures, I would never live again.
25 February 2012
Time is valuable
I'm so foolish and I apologize.
In a previous post about two weeks ago, I said that I was going to start posting regularly again. I try, but I'm sorry. I find myself barely having time to myself to sleep, much less time to blog :) I will try, but I can't make any promises. Anyway, thanks for bearing with me.
In a previous post about two weeks ago, I said that I was going to start posting regularly again. I try, but I'm sorry. I find myself barely having time to myself to sleep, much less time to blog :) I will try, but I can't make any promises. Anyway, thanks for bearing with me.
24 January 2012
Well Hello 2012
I understand I have not posted in a really long time.
Between the holiday season and everything, it's been a really busy season.
Anyway, Ty and Lily had a pretty good holiday season, with ups and downs.
Ty actually broke his arm by falling off of the swing, and tomorrow he's going for check ups.
Anyways, the kids got lots of cool presents for Christmas. Ty and Lily each got cars that you plug in and drive around. Lily got a barbie one and Ty got some boyish kind. I also got a golf cart that they love riding in and always want me to drive them places with. Ty and Lily also got pillow pets...they're in love with them. Every night, if I'm tucking the kids (more specifically Lily), she goes: "Bring me my pillow pet!" She adores the thing. She's also told me,
"Now, Sanders, just because you got me the pillow pet, and I love it, doesn't mean I love you more than I originally did."
Thanks, Lily. I know she was just being silly, though.
Again, I'm sorry for not posting much, but I will start again.
I just don't know if it will be everyday, we're so busy!
Between the holiday season and everything, it's been a really busy season.
Anyway, Ty and Lily had a pretty good holiday season, with ups and downs.
Ty actually broke his arm by falling off of the swing, and tomorrow he's going for check ups.
Anyways, the kids got lots of cool presents for Christmas. Ty and Lily each got cars that you plug in and drive around. Lily got a barbie one and Ty got some boyish kind. I also got a golf cart that they love riding in and always want me to drive them places with. Ty and Lily also got pillow pets...they're in love with them. Every night, if I'm tucking the kids (more specifically Lily), she goes: "Bring me my pillow pet!" She adores the thing. She's also told me,
"Now, Sanders, just because you got me the pillow pet, and I love it, doesn't mean I love you more than I originally did."
Thanks, Lily. I know she was just being silly, though.
Again, I'm sorry for not posting much, but I will start again.
I just don't know if it will be everyday, we're so busy!
03 December 2011
Questions
For the past three days, mom and dad took Ty to see his cousins, and since I had school, and Lily was just getting over being sick, we were home alone together. Her new biggest thing is asking questions:
Why are you 17?
Why are you a boy?
What is 2+2?
How are babies born?
What does a shoe really do? (?)
Can I play on the computer?
Is you hungry yet?
Can I feel your stomach?
How do you stay alive?
Just things like that...
Why are you 17?
Why are you a boy?
What is 2+2?
How are babies born?
What does a shoe really do? (?)
Can I play on the computer?
Is you hungry yet?
Can I feel your stomach?
How do you stay alive?
Just things like that...
01 December 2011
Hey there juicy booger of mine
Earlier today, I caught Lily picking her nose. Once she got the booger out, I was doing a little eavesdropping...
Lily: I got you there, huh? Yeah, I do! And I'm gonna eat you! I bet you are gonna taste so yummy. (puts in mouth) Yum, very juicy. Not very often do I get a juicy one. Yummy. Now, for my next nose.
For the info, she means next nostril. She does not have two noses. That would mean twice the boogers.
Lily: I got you there, huh? Yeah, I do! And I'm gonna eat you! I bet you are gonna taste so yummy. (puts in mouth) Yum, very juicy. Not very often do I get a juicy one. Yummy. Now, for my next nose.
For the info, she means next nostril. She does not have two noses. That would mean twice the boogers.
30 November 2011
Am I REALLY loved?
So, I was watching a movie today, in my room on my laptop. Lily was watching a movie in our parent's room. She came into my room and said:
Lily: I love you, Sanders
Me: Aw. Thanks. I love you, too.
Lily: I don't really care. Since I said I loved you, can I have a cookie?
Me: No. It's close to dinner time.
Lily: Why not? I just had to miss the TV to tell come you I loved you and now you aren't even giving me a cookie?
Me: Fine, alright, BUT you have to eat dinner.
Lily: Sure, sure.
Lily can bribe me into ANYTHING. It's very funny, but I can't be so lenient to her.
Lily: I love you, Sanders
Me: Aw. Thanks. I love you, too.
Lily: I don't really care. Since I said I loved you, can I have a cookie?
Me: No. It's close to dinner time.
Lily: Why not? I just had to miss the TV to tell come you I loved you and now you aren't even giving me a cookie?
Me: Fine, alright, BUT you have to eat dinner.
Lily: Sure, sure.
Lily can bribe me into ANYTHING. It's very funny, but I can't be so lenient to her.
29 November 2011
advice by a two year old
Before we begin, I know many people have already started to read my blog. If you like it, invite others!
Now, Lily and I were hanging out today...She has given me some advice. That I don't know if I really need.
"Don't brush your teeth."
"Always make sure you're pretty for boys."
"Make sure that mommy doesn't catch you not brushing your teeth."
"Bunnies are alive so don't be mean to them."
"I will be three soon. Give me a good give. Not a bad one."
"Picking your nose is awesome."
"Only big boogers taste good."
"Sneak a cookie only if you don't tink you can get caught."
And the best one...
"Scare your friends off so you don't have to deal with them."
Yep, you can count on me NOT following these helpful hints. Lily, full of laughs and funny sayings.
Now, Lily and I were hanging out today...She has given me some advice. That I don't know if I really need.
"Don't brush your teeth."
"Always make sure you're pretty for boys."
"Make sure that mommy doesn't catch you not brushing your teeth."
"Bunnies are alive so don't be mean to them."
"I will be three soon. Give me a good give. Not a bad one."
"Picking your nose is awesome."
"Only big boogers taste good."
"Sneak a cookie only if you don't tink you can get caught."
And the best one...
"Scare your friends off so you don't have to deal with them."
Yep, you can count on me NOT following these helpful hints. Lily, full of laughs and funny sayings.
28 November 2011
How could you?????? I'm a horrible person for eating a CUPCAKE. OH SILLY LILY!
Lily. Gone crazy. I was eatin. Relaxin, actually being myself WHICH I HARDLY EVER GET TO DO. Wait, scratch that. NEVER GET TO DO. Just kidding, maybe once every year, I get to. Well anyway, I was eating this cupcake that Lily actually made me. She walks into the room and looks at the cupcake that I'm eating. Which, by the way, don't ever eat a cupcake made by a two year old. Well anyway, she walks in and gasps.
Lily: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
Me: What?
Lily: Eat that!
Me: This?
Lily: Yeah!
Me: You gave it to me.
Lily: Oh yeah.
Me: See?
Lily: I want it back.
Me: But it's already in my belly.
Lily: Yummy!
Gross?! Should I be appalled?
I would love to babysit anyone. Just call me, K? Number. Oh wait. this is the internet peoples. I ain't given no number. But email okay. sandershuntchase@gmail.com
Got that? Good. Love life. K? AND DON'T EVER EAT A CUPCAKE MADE BY A TWO YEAR OLD.
Lily: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
Me: What?
Lily: Eat that!
Me: This?
Lily: Yeah!
Me: You gave it to me.
Lily: Oh yeah.
Me: See?
Lily: I want it back.
Me: But it's already in my belly.
Lily: Yummy!
Gross?! Should I be appalled?
I would love to babysit anyone. Just call me, K? Number. Oh wait. this is the internet peoples. I ain't given no number. But email okay. sandershuntchase@gmail.com
Got that? Good. Love life. K? AND DON'T EVER EAT A CUPCAKE MADE BY A TWO YEAR OLD.
GETTIN OLD. TOO OLD. DEAL WITH IT, THOUGH.
SUP. Thanksgiving. Yeah, we were all together, but then again, when are we not? Haha, only MY family would understand this...READ ON, FAMILY and other peoples I don't know who are reading for the fun of it. For the heck of it. I don't know why you would be reading, peoples. Except for the fact that it's not because of me, it's because of those relatives of mine.
So, a couple conversations:
Ty: Happy Thanksgiving!
Lily: What's that?
Ty: I don't know.
Lily: (gasp) How could you? You'we so smart!
Ty: No, the smartest is Sandews.
Lily: Yeah, but he don't count.
Me: And why not?
Lily: You're old.
Seriously? I just got dissed by a two year old. Obviously gonna have a hard time finding a date. Haha. JK.
Another:
Ty: Where are you from?
Lily: What are you talking about.
Ty: Where are you from?
Lily: What are you talking about.
Ty: Oh. (He then leaves. What the?)
And one last one:
Ty: I am hungwy!
Lily: Am not!
Ty: Am too. I can eat so much food in like two minutes.
Lily: Really? Well I can eat more.
Ty: Contest?
Lily: You bet. Actually, no. I'm note really hungry.
Seriously? Wow.
So, a couple conversations:
Ty: Happy Thanksgiving!
Lily: What's that?
Ty: I don't know.
Lily: (gasp) How could you? You'we so smart!
Ty: No, the smartest is Sandews.
Lily: Yeah, but he don't count.
Me: And why not?
Lily: You're old.
Seriously? I just got dissed by a two year old. Obviously gonna have a hard time finding a date. Haha. JK.
Another:
Ty: Where are you from?
Lily: What are you talking about.
Ty: Where are you from?
Lily: What are you talking about.
Ty: Oh. (He then leaves. What the?)
And one last one:
Ty: I am hungwy!
Lily: Am not!
Ty: Am too. I can eat so much food in like two minutes.
Lily: Really? Well I can eat more.
Ty: Contest?
Lily: You bet. Actually, no. I'm note really hungry.
Seriously? Wow.
21 November 2011
Too Cute for me
Ah! This happened while babysitting; it was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing. I was in the kitchen, cleaning up dinner. Ty and Lily were in Lily's princess room playing dress up. They come out and here we go...
Lily: I'm a handsum princess.
Ty: And I'm a pretty prince.
Me: Don't you mean handsome prince and pretty princess?
Lily: Oh yeah. Ty, it's your fault.
Ty: I don't care. Whether I'm pretty or handsome, I'm definitely more than you are.
Lily: Not true!
Ty: It is!
Lily: that's really mean, Tywer. Nobody wants to be your friend anymore.
Me: Guys, guys. Tyler, you are a very handsome guy. Lily, you are a gorgeous young lady. You are both spectacular looking. No need to fight.
Lily: Yeah!
Ty: Yeah!
Lily: What's gorgeous mean?
Me: Very pretty
Lily: Oh. Sandews, you're gorgeous!
Me: Why thank you.
Ty: No he's not!
Me: Excuse me? I'm not?
Ty: Nope.
Me: Then what am I?
Ty: Your handsome!
I noticed Lily rolling her eyes. Obviously they are both too cute for me!
Lily: I'm a handsum princess.
Ty: And I'm a pretty prince.
Me: Don't you mean handsome prince and pretty princess?
Lily: Oh yeah. Ty, it's your fault.
Ty: I don't care. Whether I'm pretty or handsome, I'm definitely more than you are.
Lily: Not true!
Ty: It is!
Lily: that's really mean, Tywer. Nobody wants to be your friend anymore.
Me: Guys, guys. Tyler, you are a very handsome guy. Lily, you are a gorgeous young lady. You are both spectacular looking. No need to fight.
Lily: Yeah!
Ty: Yeah!
Lily: What's gorgeous mean?
Me: Very pretty
Lily: Oh. Sandews, you're gorgeous!
Me: Why thank you.
Ty: No he's not!
Me: Excuse me? I'm not?
Ty: Nope.
Me: Then what am I?
Ty: Your handsome!
I noticed Lily rolling her eyes. Obviously they are both too cute for me!
Trouble...
Setting: We are standing in the living room. I am noticing that the balls that are usually on cat toys are missing...
Me: Looks like the cats had fun pulling the ball off.
Ty: No. Me do it.
Me: What?
Ty: I DID IT, otay?
Me: Oh. What did you do that for?
Ty: I DON'T KNOW! I sorry, otay.
Me: Okay. I accept your apology.
Ty: I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO!
Me: Oh. I'm sorry. Well, will you accept mine?
Ty: NO!
Me: Okay.
Ty: I sorry. It just that I already got in trouble. I don't want to again.
Me: Aaah, I see.
Ty: Yeah.
Me: Let's go get some food.
Ty: Nah, my stomach is prowling yet.
Me: Don't you mean growling?
Ty: Sure.
Then, later...
Ty looks at me, shhhhs me, looks at his but and lets out a great big FART!
Me: Ty!
Ty: (laughing)
Me: Yeah, it was pretty funny.
Wow, such a boy. I love this guy! I know I'm only 17, but I do a lot of watching over my stepsister and cousin. See, my stepsister and cousin love each other, so it's great!
*Ty is 31 lbs at 2 1/2. He just might be the happiest 31 lbs I know!
Me: Looks like the cats had fun pulling the ball off.
Ty: No. Me do it.
Me: What?
Ty: I DID IT, otay?
Me: Oh. What did you do that for?
Ty: I DON'T KNOW! I sorry, otay.
Me: Okay. I accept your apology.
Ty: I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO!
Me: Oh. I'm sorry. Well, will you accept mine?
Ty: NO!
Me: Okay.
Ty: I sorry. It just that I already got in trouble. I don't want to again.
Me: Aaah, I see.
Ty: Yeah.
Me: Let's go get some food.
Ty: Nah, my stomach is prowling yet.
Me: Don't you mean growling?
Ty: Sure.
Then, later...
Ty looks at me, shhhhs me, looks at his but and lets out a great big FART!
Me: Ty!
Ty: (laughing)
Me: Yeah, it was pretty funny.
Wow, such a boy. I love this guy! I know I'm only 17, but I do a lot of watching over my stepsister and cousin. See, my stepsister and cousin love each other, so it's great!
*Ty is 31 lbs at 2 1/2. He just might be the happiest 31 lbs I know!
Bathtub scene :)
I have a step sister. Her name is Lily. You will be hearing a lot about her. I also have a cousin. His name is Tyler, nicknamed Ty. You will be a lot about him also.
They are both 2. Actually, just kidding. Ty is 25 months. I lied.
You will be hearing a lot of dialogue between us; some interesting, others not. I don't know.
For example,
Setting: We are in the bathtub. I am bathing Lily and Ty. (I know, I know, but they are only two)
Ty: (points to Lily's belly-button)
Lily: That's my belly-button (says it really proudly)
Ty: Does that mean I can sew it on to you?
Lily: Yeah, but if you did, I would be really sad.
Ty: I sorry. I didn't mean to make you sad.
Lily: It's otay...(looks up to me) Ty is a great big cousin!
Me: But Lily, Ty and you are the same age.
Lily: yeah, but Ty is bigger.
Ty: Yeah. I weigh like 5,000 bajillion pounds!
They are both 2. Actually, just kidding. Ty is 25 months. I lied.
You will be hearing a lot of dialogue between us; some interesting, others not. I don't know.
For example,
Setting: We are in the bathtub. I am bathing Lily and Ty. (I know, I know, but they are only two)
Ty: (points to Lily's belly-button)
Lily: That's my belly-button (says it really proudly)
Ty: Does that mean I can sew it on to you?
Lily: Yeah, but if you did, I would be really sad.
Ty: I sorry. I didn't mean to make you sad.
Lily: It's otay...(looks up to me) Ty is a great big cousin!
Me: But Lily, Ty and you are the same age.
Lily: yeah, but Ty is bigger.
Ty: Yeah. I weigh like 5,000 bajillion pounds!
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